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Wages
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I know this guy / he's really great / I wish that we could date / One problem, he is straight / Oh I guess That's my fate
I wish he was gay / on the couch we would lay / watching things on TV / spooning; make me sing
Why can't you be gay? / Why can't you be gay? / Why can't you be gay?
I've known you for a long time now / Holding back my feelings now / I just don't know when to let them erupt from my soul / There's a hole you can fill, in my soul
Why can't you be gay? / Why can't you be gay? / Why can't you be gay?
Trippin' out with you so many times / I really love you a lot
Tripping out with you so many times oh god, Why can't you be gay?
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White On My White Skin
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Twinks
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Bad Juju (Single Mix)
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August (Instrumental)
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Criminals Hate Answering Machines Algonquin, Maryland
Amateurish experimental post-punk nonsense by Maxwell Spaceman. Recording since 2001. Over 250 records released since. Don't be intimidated, just try to enjoy. Love and peace!
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