The Ultimate Criminals Hate Answering Machines Anthology Volume 1 [2005-2012]

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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Portrait of the Artist As a Spaceman LP, To Rey Love Unkar Plutt (The Portions Song) (Live 6/19/2023), The Last Jedi (Live 6/19/2023), I'm A Bird / Green With Envy (Single), Live On The Garage Porch 06/11/2023, CTFO EP, No One Can Hear You Scream In My Dreams EP, Alan Vega's Eyes (EP), and 99 more. , and , .

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1.	Fields of Gold 02:41	buy track
2.	D.A.R.E. Weapons 03:57	buy track
3.	Born This Way (Lady Gaga Cover) 07:22	buy track
4.	All the Love In the World (Nine Inch Nails Cover) (Remix) 05:37	buy track
5.	Spoon With You (Alternate Version) 02:36	buy track
6.	Change Change Change Baby 04:59	buy track
7.	8 Months and Five Days (Live) 02:14	buy track
8.	Those In Love (In Cold Blood) 03:58	buy track
9.	Stop! I Don't Wanna Fall In Love 05:59	buy track
10.	Mark Twain (featuring Kim Paynter) 02:33	buy track
11.	What's Good (Lou Reed Cover) (Live) 02:47	buy track
12.	Creamy Dreamy 03:17	buy track
13.	Nine Million Rainy Days (Jesus and Mary Chain Cover) 04:08	buy track
14.	Karma Kermujjin 05:33	buy track
15.	Love Is Like Speed (Hi-Fidelity Hell Version) 03:39	buy track
16.	I Mentioned You In This Song 02:37	buy track
17.	I Wanna Be Straight 03:55	buy track
18.	Just Like Blake Said 03:24	buy track
19.	Love You To Death (Type O Negative Cover) 05:42	buy track
20.	Out of Style 07:08	buy track
21.	Pump Up The Valium 04:26	buy track
22.	Walkin' With Jesus (Spacemen 3 Cover) 03:36	buy track
23.	December One 06:27	buy track
24.	Sailor (Brian Jonestown Massacre Cover) 03:59	buy track
25.	She Sells Sanctuary (The Cult Cover) 04:49	buy track
26.	Woman As Aggressor 10:14	buy track
27.	All-Manic (Mellowdramatic Version) 05:58	buy track
28.	Bite It You Scum (GG Allin Cover) 02:31	buy track
29.	Christmas On Wikileaks 03:09	buy track
30.	Swimming In The Lakes Of Mars (Alternate Version) 04:23	buy track
31.	It Was So Beautiful 04:56	buy track
32.	Nietzsche In Space 11:35	buy track
33.	Cookies (Featuring Allison Welsh) 02:34	buy track
34.	Haws 02:24	buy track
35.	Ninth Circle 07:50	buy track
36.	Japanese Something (Original Version) 05:15	buy track
37.	United States of Whoa! 07:45	buy track
38.	Albino Alligators 03:20	buy track
39.	Don't Talk To Me (GG Allin and the Jabbers Cover) 02:36	buy track
40.	Bela Lugosi's Dead (Bauhaus Cover) 06:21	buy track
41.	Country Leaver (Dandy Warhols Cover) 03:07	buy track
42.	My Boo 04:15	buy track
43.	5 A.M. (The Devil's Happy Hour) 03:26	buy track
44.	Loose (Iggy and the Stooges Cover) 03:35	buy track
45.	Painting A Picture 02:44	buy track
46.	The Essence of Belligerence 04:06	buy track
47.	Dope Money (GG Allin Cover) 01:41	buy track
48.	Elizabeth, You Broke My Heart 02:46	buy track
49.	SoCo and 7-UP 03:02	buy track

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Criminals Hate Answering Machines Algonquin, Maryland

Amateurish experimental post-punk nonsense by Maxwell Spaceman. Recording since 2001. Over 250 records released since. Don't be intimidated, just try to enjoy. Love and peace!

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